my talent is coming off warm and inviting and open but still remaining a fairly closed off person
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The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) dir. Wes Anderson
me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own
I needed this more than I care to admit
so it was part of the prophecy
i can’t believe ash ketchum got assassinated in the very first episode
Me: idc what anyone thinks about me, I am myself and I’m not here to please anyone
Also me: tries to impress anyone I ever come in contact with.